Post by krowmagnan on Jul 2, 2009 8:55:54 GMT -6
The recent US soccer victories have been a thing of lore lately.... ratings were even higher than expected for the match with Brazil. Has anyone ever taken the time to figure out how we got so good at soccer? Well... I have and ladies and gentlemen it comes down to one thing. Our National governement!! Wait, what you ask? How can our government make us better at soccer? Well my friends a short trip to your local wal-mart can answer this question for you!! It's called absolutely no control of our southern border!! Stereotypical or not... Hispanics love some soccer... or excuse me football (only because it's played with your feet.. gosh I love simpletons!) We have an ever growing, uncountable number of Hispanic immigrants in our country now, and they bring with them MAD soccer skills. We have to step it up and complete if our kids wish to play soccer. Therefore, with better competition comes improved play. These big time sports guys don't go to Wal-Mart I guess... but to a comon man this was an easy solution to the national question of "how did we get so good at soccer?"