krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 22, 2009 13:51:43 GMT -6
I have returned my my break and let me tell ya... I missed alot. From The Air McNair Affair (tm) to the tour de lance. I got a lot of catching up to do. It seems as though Stave McNair found out the hard way that terrorism runs deep. You can take the girl out of Iran, but you can't take Iran out of the girl. Poor Lance Armstrong, He has found that you just don't have the same push off the pedals when your not crushing both testicles as your riding! The Infamous Labron getting dunked on vid will air tonight at 6:45 on TMZ.com!! But its a cell phone video!! Speaking of cell phone recordings.... Erin Andrews little peep hole video... I mean sure, she's a hot sports chick, but she looked rode hard my friends. I know the vidoe was grainy, but were those breasts, or two sacks of oats thrown around her neck? I have seen better bodies in my daily life, and MANY better naked ones too. So disappointing for me, and supposedly so hurtful to her... but watch she will benefit from this BIG!! Playboy, superbowl... she will be the IT sidleine reporter... so sad for Jeannine Edwards... she will litterally have to run through the middle of the world series naked for her bumbling mistake ridden self to get attention now. Where is Billy Gillespie when you need him? Wait, he is at home with a Doctor Pepper in front of his computer watching the Erin Andrews clip wishing she did his interview so he would know what she smells like at least while his hand get busy. Note to Micah Johnson.... Next time UT players show up on campus, call me!! I know some guys here that can make a visit with a whole lot less to lose than you have! OK, so I have said my peace for now. Everyone welcome me back!!! (the lack of return posts on my threads really shines doubt on your ideas of humor in my eyes)
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 6, 2009 14:03:47 GMT -6
HA HA HA... Not likely!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 6, 2009 13:13:51 GMT -6
HA HA HA!!! The white kid!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 6, 2009 9:33:00 GMT -6
Thanks.
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 6, 2009 8:42:56 GMT -6
Video from my friend's account that shows us in college making a funny music vid to a song we wrote!! This is from 2003! OLD SKOOL!! Enjoy!! bit.ly/sx12R Reveals my most mysterious face!!! Feel priviledged!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 2, 2009 8:55:54 GMT -6
The recent US soccer victories have been a thing of lore lately.... ratings were even higher than expected for the match with Brazil. Has anyone ever taken the time to figure out how we got so good at soccer? Well... I have and ladies and gentlemen it comes down to one thing. Our National governement!! Wait, what you ask? How can our government make us better at soccer? Well my friends a short trip to your local wal-mart can answer this question for you!! It's called absolutely no control of our southern border!! Stereotypical or not... Hispanics love some soccer... or excuse me football (only because it's played with your feet.. gosh I love simpletons!) We have an ever growing, uncountable number of Hispanic immigrants in our country now, and they bring with them MAD soccer skills. We have to step it up and complete if our kids wish to play soccer. Therefore, with better competition comes improved play. These big time sports guys don't go to Wal-Mart I guess... but to a comon man this was an easy solution to the national question of "how did we get so good at soccer?"
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 1, 2009 22:10:45 GMT -6
This section will be full of the most outrageous viewpoints and commentary that I can come up with. I will touch on things from news and current events to sports and well.... whatever I can poke fun of for the day. Read at your own risk and please note my disclaimer!! Thanks for stopping by now... come back and visit soon!!! I hear suffering form Empty Nest syndrome is depressing!!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 1, 2009 22:03:07 GMT -6
Al will rest when he is dead.. and even then his will might state that the raiders are to draft the most irrational player with their first pick of every year's draft.
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 1, 2009 22:01:12 GMT -6
Wait.. its coming to me now... I have a vision.. It's getting clearer by the second.. Wait let me focus. OK, now I have it!! My prediction.... get your pens and paper out folks.... Pitino4Pres is a Louisville "homer" fan!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 1, 2009 21:49:16 GMT -6
Yay.... My "attack" on Bill Self gets me my own division under chicks and fun... and who doesn't like being under chicks!!! Pile some on me now!!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 1, 2009 21:47:51 GMT -6
Looks like the mafia's short list.... ... doesn't it?
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 1, 2009 21:33:54 GMT -6
There is a huge difference in trying to get a kid to come to your school, than trying to get a kid that has nothing in place that requires him to stay not to leave your school.. To get that done... you can't be to proud to beg (or to sound more professional... overly persuasive in a pleading type manner)
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jul 1, 2009 7:14:23 GMT -6
So our good buddy Bill Self goes and visits Xavier Henry last night and some how talks him into staying (according to most sources in Kansas, and apparently ESPN... now that's trustworthy sources!). However, word is that Calipari made it very clear that there was no room for him at the UK Inn which pretty much left him to sleep in the KU stables. Now, that is not exact so don;t quote me, cause some people have said that it came down to... "If he wants to, he can come. It doesn't matter to me one way or another." I just tend to like my version better!! It was a daunting task for Bill Self to pull this off and convince the kid that momma really does know best... I think he even had Alex Legion give him a call yesterday. But this was the big kicker of it all!!! Bill Self brought the starting five from last years KU team to talk to Xavier Henry last night. I have exclusive video! bit.ly/9i1EV - Check out the job Collins does... what a Leader he is!!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jun 30, 2009 10:02:21 GMT -6
Don't worry!! 2012 is coming soon!!!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jun 30, 2009 9:19:31 GMT -6
The same amount in weight as the sweat from Bill Self as he waits to find out if he's screwed his team and his School by recruiting X. Henry.
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jun 30, 2009 8:53:22 GMT -6
Wow!! Kige is a giant man!!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jun 30, 2009 8:44:54 GMT -6
If you watch Nascar, you are more than likely entertained by watching your toilet flush!! (watch that dare little turd hang those turns!!)
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jun 30, 2009 8:41:55 GMT -6
I'd really like to know if you have any tips for cooking totino's pizza rolls. Or what's the best way to cook a hot dog? Pizza rolls are really good from the deep fryer... coincidentally... so are hot dogs!!
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jun 30, 2009 8:15:21 GMT -6
Something quick and easy for Youtube.... a Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Believe it or not, it is an art form to make one without flattening the bread down to a non exsistant crisp covering for melted cheese. You never know, you might toast it only to reveal the face of Jesus... or Peter Griffin.
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krowmagnan
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Post by krowmagnan on Jun 29, 2009 7:45:38 GMT -6
Debating with Tennessee fans is like trying to have a conversation with Charlie Brown's teacher. What the FLICK is she saying?? (I like this topic btw Kige!! LOL) Fill in the blanks.. ahh so many places this can lead!
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